Down In The West Texas Town Of El Paso

I've still never been outside the United States despite my best attempts against whitey's oppression. Well, once we almost accidentally went to Mexico when we got lost around San Diego, but the rental car girls told us specifically not to take the car into Mexico.

For the record, the girl in these comics is nobody in particular; I live by myself and it would be too dumb to show me talking to a lamp or a stray cat... or would it be just dumb enough?

Also I did some math and five gallons of ticks = 1.5 billion ticks.