Ghosts Can't Use Cell Phones Very Well

I saw about half of "The Grudge" yesterday, but I heard all of it. I am sissy about scary movies because I have had trauma.

I am going Halloween camping tomorrow night at the lake where a bunch of promiscuous teenagers were murdered by a half-man, half-alligator with a meat cleaver exactly 10 years ago tomorrow night. Fortunately I am neither promiscuous nor a teenager and I know that humans can not breed with alligators because alligators are vegetables.