CYBER PUNK'D

What happened to the early 90s Cyber-Punk InterNet of the fictional future? Back when going on the InterNet meant putting on giant goggles and flying through a quasi-realistic cyber-realm with diodes as big as skyscrapers on city-sized circuit boards? Where is the future where InterNet users all wear mascara, leather, and extraneous buckles and use ice-cold cyber lingo, and the evil 40-something corporate executives wear ponytails and poon limousines on skateboards?Way to go, InterNet culture. Way to let everybody down.