SPX MEMORIES

Okay, so I haven't updated OC much this week because I intended to do a post-SPX wrapup but I can't remember anything that happened. People say they saw me there, and talked to me, and firmly grasped my buttocks with both hands but I have no recollection of any of this. Has someone stolen my memories? Was I abducted by spaliens (space aliens)? Maybe I'll go to one of those hypnotists, but only a board-certified hypnotist will do for obvious reasons. Don't want to end up thinking I'm a chicken for six months again.