The Summer of Ooze

Many of you are aware of the , the new Super Soaker from Hasbro which, to anyone who has spent any amount of time looking at things they shouldn't be looking at on the IntarWub, is . If you don't believe me, here's the (SFW but kind of shouldn't be). and I don't agree on many things, but we both agree that today is Oozy Tuesday. I've been looking at things from my childhood recently on Wikipedia and found the . Holy cow that's kind of depressing.Ooze on! It's the Summer of Ooze!