As many of you know, Chris Gaines is actually Garth Brooks.
I was a Chris Gaines fan a long time, back when he was in a little band called "Crush" (yeah, them). To find out one of my favorite musicians of all time is basically the mind-toy of some loud-mouth hillbilly with delusions of grandeur is absolutely preposterous.
Ladies and gentelmen, please welcome back to the world stage... Chris Gaines.
