All My Dogs

The problem the original Chris Gaines had was that he didn't change with the times. He just lamented the past -- the plane crashes, the car crashes, the reconstructive surgery that caused him to bear a striking resemblance to Garth Brooks.

The new Chris Gaines is a singing blogger who has a dangerous addiction to owning many, many dogs. It's a good start I think. I'll sort the rest out along the way.