Everybody Knows

Often I deeply contemplate The Great Mystery of the multiverse. Too often, probably. However I wonder, what would happen if we figured it out? What if they made the announcement on television that science discovered the meaning of everything? Would they even announcing it? It seems to me that deep down, everybody really knows what it's all about, it's just a little embarrassing. It's not exactly the Hokey-Pokey, but it's close.