Two Words

In my experience, nothing ruins a party like someone suddenly speaking Latin in reverse.

I got a little swimming done this weekend while cunningly avoiding the screaming degenerates across the river. I also got the new car stereo I'd been saving up for that I can plug my iPod into! I just hope I don't crash because now there are so many new things to fiddle with, but if I do hopefully an Au Revoir Simone song will be playing at the time so the mangled carnage will have a disturbingly pretty soundtrack.