AOL Doesn't Care About White People

First it was the , then they announced they were cutting 5,000 jobs and providing their service for free (which is already free to those in the know). Then of accidentally on purpose. It is rumored that next week AOL will be hiring crackheads to enter its customers homes in the dark of night where they will perform all manner of unseemly crackhead-related activities. Everything is going fine, there is nothing to worry about today! I am however discontinuing the "" shirt because it's not working. People are still not hugging nearly enough.