The Ballad of Vermont Pete

The dirtiest hippies in the world come from Vermont*, and that's where Vermont Pete is from! Vermont Pete is the last surviving member of an extremely pedantic Doomsday Cult that believed the world was going to end on December 31, 2000 because that's the beginning of the millennium.Vermont Pete is extremely burly and surly and is impervious to criticism. He is also an expert at cooking.