CrazySexyHorny

So lately I have been thinking about my glands a lot and I started using organic deodorant because even though everybody says regular deodorant is safe to use it just... doesn't seem safe for some reason. Human beins is s'posed to stink to high heaven, it is the way of nature. I know some of you think this is paranoid but I'm the one who was once the focus of a federal investigation. Also I'd just rather take my chances with smelling kind of gross than dying any sooner than I have to.

I have updated the TopatoCo FAQs page to make it more entertaining and easy to understand without resorting to a series of monosyllabic grunts and swears. That's what I spent several hours on today. That and preparing for the impending War on Yankees Pitchers.