Winston the Bald Lemur

Tallahassee's been teaching all of us about the dangers of food, and a lot of it makes sense, what with the way everything is. I'll be honest when I say that I will have a Mountain Dew about twice a month, but drinking diet soda almost seems ridiculous. If you are concerned about things such as weight, just don't drink soda at all. As I write this I am drinking (organic) beer so I realize my slight hypocrisy but the risks involved in that particular beverage are well-documented and widely known with no need for obfuscation.