They Are Not Toys

Today is the Englishman's birthday. He considers it extremely rude to ignore this.

Mr. Jon Rosenberg is right over there signing toy satanic chickens! On Friday night Poopmonster, Tallahassee, possibly Vermont Pete and I are off to Boston to see MC Frontalot in the sleek, white flesh! He will say raps about such things as computers.

To get to Boston from here you have to go through Worcester. For some reason people in Massachussets don't know how to pronounce "Worcester" right, they say it like "Wis-tah." People from Massachussetts have problems.