Ugh dang okay I'm gonna try to trying to bring back "Webcest" since "Plutoed" was chosen as "word of the year." Look how stupid those words are. Grr!
Hey have you been talking a lot about that iPhone? You have? Have you called your congressman and expressed how disappointed you are that that a third of a trillion dollars has been spent so far to kill distant brown people but the average high school student can't find Canada on a map? You didn't? Well.
Did you hear the one about the movie that demonstrates the dangers of preventable global climate change that can't be shown in schools because it contradicts The Bible? I'm gonna go set a police car on fire.
