I know it's stupid to admit defeat so early in the game, but I think this guy Barack Obama is gonna take the crown next year and just make it happen. Mark my words. The worst thing this guy does is smoke.
Unless, of course, we can get the Kerry Edwards/Weedmaster P ticket on board. It all hinges on that. We have to count on the Psychopath Party's Nominee to slam the demon zombie's head against the Diebold voting machine hard enough to expel the Key Of Destiny.