The War Against Partying

I think Andrew WK is onto something! Neither of the main sides in the "war on terror" know how to party worth a flip. I mean, George Bush used to know how to party but now he's lined up with a bunch of people who think you should be punished for just feeling lust (which is a fundamental part of quality partying).

Then you've got the "terrorists" who believe that the real party only happens after you get killed for your beliefs but they are in for a shock because virgins aren't very good at partying, I don't care how many dozen of them there are.

Then you've got the rest of us who sit back and watch all those squares just try to act cool while we're sittin' in a hot tub sippin' Krug and wearin' sunglasses and it's four in the morning also it's like ten degrees out.