Neck Tattoo Friday

Here is a little advice I have regarding neck tattoos: be careful when considering the flood of degenerate temptations that will inevitably come when you get a neck tattoo. Studies show that people with neck tattoos are 25% more likely to feel comfortable bringing a gun into a liquor store than a non-neck-tattoed person. People with neck tattoos are almost ten times more likely to throw a television through the windshield of a burning police car than a person with a small rose tattoo on their ankle. While having a neck tattoo can mean your life will be more exciting and dangerous, people who hate extreme fun and prefer commonplace, pedestrian activities should avoid getting neck tattoos.

That's it for me this week. I have some comics planned next week that are actually funny, and on 21 March Atlantis is arrives at the office and starts shipping! And after that it's time to get to work on The Case of Mars. Overcompensating book is temporarily on hold until after I see exactly how much blood I have left in my body after taxes are figured out. PEACE.

Stranger Than Fiction is the best movie ever made.