Global Charming

In my line of work, you rub elbows with a lot of crazers. Craaazers. There are people that tell you jars of peanut butter and bananas are rock-solid proof of Divine Creation, people who think little girls look better made out of plastic, and people that tell you the world makes its own oil for presumably altruistic reasons and there is nothing to worry about ever and USA is the Number One Awesomest.

I guess I should post some links that support facts but probably I am preaching to the choir. If I'm not, let me know.