So I took an journey into the world of contemporary music that is popular, you know, music that is required to be played at full volume in cars that creep through the parking lot in front of Subway and Blockbuster in broad daylight, the videos to which are required to feature a group of people standing in a semi-circle all wearing ill-fitting clothes and waving their hands around at a camera that is lying on the ground near a Lamborgini. It was an incredibly regrettable journey.
The two possible conclusions I came to were equally frightening. The first conclusion means that I am getting wicked old and becoming culturally irrelevant. The second conclusion is that the government's plan to make everyone stupid is a rousing success and popular music has degenerated into something utterly incomprehensible if you have ever read a book for enjoyment. I am sorry but I do not find a song about the brand of car you drove to the after-hours club especially compelling no matter how many times you say the n-word.
I actually have no interest in saying the n-word I consider it rude
