AntiChrist Television Blues

I was raised in a poverty-stricken, racially intolerant Southern Baptist environment where I was told that all babies and children who died automatically went to heaven. I could never figure this out. Would the babies just be perma-babies and never grow up? Or would they convert to their perfect, pre-determined body and personality, which could potentially be a grossly overweight pederast? And if we had a pre-determined body and personality, what's with all the temptation and stuff? I was considered quite annoying.

Then I found out about Limbo and it kinda made a little bit of sense. But now Limbo is gone. How do they do that? People lived and died believing in Limbo and it got voted off the island. Something's fishy about this whole afterlife thing, lemme tell ya.

Anyway Mr. Jon Rosenberg, Nappy Cloudman and several others quite enjoyed gawking at Kid Gopher's Zliks and getting pelted with debris. If you're down around Soho do drop in.

There will be a big sale on discontinued items this week. In the meantime look at Julie's new special things!