The Outrider

A lot of people get all mad when you remind them that the Human Bean is just a dumb old animal as if it isn't obvious. Some people gotta believe they were made out of magic and are more special than regular critters because they eat animals and don't like to believe the animals can feel emotions or pain. I however eat animals with the full knowledge that they feel pain and I can do this since I was once almost animal food.

I guarantee if you gave a chimp a yacht, a Louis Vutton handbag and a duffel bag full of cocaine it would be exactly what happened in that Paris Hilton video that nobody admits they watched, the main chimp would just sit there with the cocaine spilled all over his belly and cackle while the other ones pointed and yelped. Chimps aren't below us, they're just not pretentious about their evolution.

Fortunately for everyone, unintentional comedy duo Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort are going to scientifically prove the existence of God on television in less than 13 minutes , and I for one will be swaying back and forth watching with the one eye I can focus with.

And if that's not enough, if you're on board with the 4/29 Truth Movement yet then I hope the sand doesn't bother your ears because that's what your head is stuck in.

I am working on a limited edition print for release next week which involves our Overcompensating characters incorrectly ghost riding the whip. Prepare thyselves.