The Trouble With Ghost Bigfoot

In my new identity as a reluctantly rational skeptic, I think Bigfoot is probably one of the last things I really think has an extremely remote possibility of existing.

I mean if you fly in a plane over the land you see a lot more hiding places than cities. I think it's a lot more likely that a secret ape-like animal is hiding in the woods than a group of highly advanced extraterrestrials is watching over us. Also the extraterrestrials are bipedal and roughly our size and they always speak telepathically.

Ghosts are real, though.