Pump Up The Jam

Don't you hate it when something does a certain thing that it won't do when you try to get somebody else to look at it? Like when you stare at a pencil for an hour and a half and finally get it to vibrate? And it takes you almost two hours to peel your Mom's hand off the lever of the slot machine and drag her out to the toolshed and it doesn't work and she's just disappointed and will forever hold a grudge against you because while she was watching you try to move a stupid Pokemon pencil with your mind, some lazy-eyed kid with a fauxhawk popped a silver dollar in her machine and scored a cool quarter mil?

This also isn't the first time we've discussed Tamiflu.

The lesson here is that nobody is ever going to think something you do by yourself in your bedroom is as awesome as you think it is.