Harley Topic

I have previously expressed my displeasure surrounding motorcycles. Living close to a fairly busy street, the three loudest things I hear are sirens, reggaeton, and motorcycles, and motorcycles are the only things that make me flip out extra hard. Then when I see that the rider of the motorcycle is a tax attorney who has chosen to pad out his ample leisure time with an expensive, pre-fab lifestyle that involves riding a ridiculous thing that bugs the shit out of me I start to lose it. In conclusion God Dammit I hate motorcycles.

Don't get me wrong, there are true hardcore bikers and they are all right, much like true punk people. If you built a motorcycle yourself out of old tank parts and live in an abandoned missile silo I think you are all right, much like if you dress punk and are Ian MacKaye I think you are all right. Here is an interesting study I recently conducted regarding the incarceration habits of the relatives of your cyberpeers.

Wow. I actually didn't check the Harley-Davidson website before I made this comic, but apparently when you go to the part where you estimate your monthly payment you can also "finance up to $2000 of Genuine Motor Accessories and up to $1000 of MotorClothes® Merchandise." I had a guy once tell me his wife made him decide whether to buy a Ferrari or a Harley and he chose a Harley. Bitches!

I'm working on a "Yuppie Rebel" tshirt design but we gotta wait until we get some of these older orders out! Some of you have been waiting a few weeks for your orders and we're gonna try to clean that out a lot. What I'd really like to do is have like a big old yard sale but the main problem with being a cyberdude is distance and also I don't have a yard per se. Just thinkin' out loud here, bear with me. Blah blah blah please consider buying something from me or my TopatoCo's Distribution Buddies. Like the new Dr. McNinja book!