In The Zone or Everywhere a Sign

Do you know the song I'm talking about? At first, the rowdy hippy sees a sign that says "long haired, freaky people need not apply" so he puts his hair under his hat and attempts to pass as a "square" and promptly asks the head of human resources "why." With this, the boss guy tells him "he thinks he's a fine upstanding young man." The drug-addled, rowdy hippy interpets this as a job offer and says "imagine that! Me workin' for you!" There's a hippie for you. All not havin' a job and when somebody finally offers 'em one, shootin' it down for "idealogical" reasons.

Who puts a sign up that says "long haired, freaky people need not apply" anyway?

Later in the song, the rowdy hippy, still wandering unemployed on his insane drug trip, encounters a "no tresspassing" sign. Clearly the hippy would have had had no desire to enter the property if a sign didn't explicitly prohibited him from entering, as there was no indication of drugs or food on the property.

It's just occurred to me that the whole "No Photography" laws might simply exist so that the government can get free cameras.

In religion news, everybody who isn't Catholic is going to hell. Oops!