If It Makes You Happy

Did you know habitual marijuana users are almost four times more likely to believe the government is controlled by satanists than non-habitual marijuana users? This is because habitual marijuana users tend to believe in the simplest explanations for insane things, and the simplest explanation for the underlying reason world leaders are so brazenly unethical is that they are under the dark spell of Hell Demons.

One of the loudest supporters of the theory that extraterrestrial, reptilian hybrids are secretly controlling everything is a fellow called David Icke, author of such books as INFINITE LOVE IS THE ONLY TRUTH - EVERYTHING ELSE IS ILLUSION. I have previously mentioned Mr. Icke but if you're unfamiliar with the dude, I highly recommended you school yourself!

Reader Brian DW reminds us that Jon Ronson has a heck of a lot more to say about Mr. Icke than I could ever muster. The Men Who Stare at Goats is required reading for anyone who has ever tried to stop a squirrel's heart simply by concentrating really hard.