Go for the Jaguars

Woah I think we're on to something! Most television shows are designed to humanize rich people! Think about it. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire. Knot's Landing. Cribs. They're all designed to make you believe rich people have feelings and senses of humor but everybody knows that as soon as a person gets like ten million dollars, you get taken to Oprah's house where they inject you with Blue Blood and the only thing that entertains you is war like how the average poor person is entertained by a flashing lights or pornography.

Anyway due to less-than-impressive performance there will be only one print run of the Recursive Shirt. I have extended the ordering deadline to Saturday so if you choose to snoose, humble reader, then I cannot be held responsible in the event that you lose.