Time Reaper

When talking about time travel, people always bring up what would happen if you killed your own grandfather or if you accidentally touched your past-self, but nobody ever talks about going back and getting your younger self on the day before you die and bringing you to the day after you die. Why doesn't anybody ever talk about that? It's because they're scared.

Anyway due to less-than-impressive performance there will be only one print run of the Recursive Shirt. I have extended the ordering deadline to Saturday so if you choose to snoose, humble reader, then I cannot be held responsible in the event that you lose.