Hack Your Ass Off

Friday night we hacked into a crazy live network on a budget. We virtually pole-vaulted a rancid firewall and dropped straight into the Wikipedia mainframe, and we were droppin ridiculous lens flares onto pictures of exotic cars and editing entries cold bypassin' the whole whole logging algorithm when Lord Wiki himself pooned up behind a mile-long limo and we zapped out without a trace. We're good but that dude Lord Wiki has got not scruples and he'll sign your ass up for every online pharmacy out there, even legitmate ones. Deathmole Jack was there, he'll vouch for us.

I've got the new store design up, it's not a whole lot different but it's easier to get around I think with stuff laid out by category and some of the fat chopped off. I'm gonna make a page for sale items too, and do some limited-time hoodies and stuff like that! And as promised, Poison 2007, Joanna, and Box are getting offed on 2 November, and one more design from "in stock" will also get chopped based solely on your buys! The goal is to have around six "in stock" designs and then some rotating "Magic Dragon Club" designs that rotate for pre-orders. Hopefully this will all result in quicker shipping. Here's hoping!