Chupacabra Week Part 5

Did anybody see that CNN/Youtube Republican crapfest the other night where Mitt "Dog Car Strap" Romney and Ron "Haul Off the Mexican Fetuses" Paul argued briefly about how conservative they were? And Ruby Guiliabby defended his taxpayer-paid, creepy-assed sex weekends? They also talk about guns and Bibles and fetuses. You should watch at least some of it, if for no other reason than to hear western civilization literally crumble in the background.

The crowd booed and hissed and hooted and hollered on cue every time the words "troops" and "nine eleven" were mentioned. It was like watching Jerry Springer MC a pro wrestling match, with a bit less predictability and latent homosexuality. It was like an alive Youtube comments section. I want to stop talking about politics, I really do. But the way I see it, doing so would be like ignoring blood in your poo. You don't wanna talk about it, but the only way it's gonna get better is to admit to your doctor (if you can afford one) that you've been involved in some pretty sketchy stuff. For the record, I still despise the name "youtube."

Anyway let's cleanse our minds with John Campbell and his amazing answering of fifty questions. It is just about perfect.

And this is the last week-end to be reasonably sure that if you order a shirt it will get to you by Christmas. Books and prints are still fair game though.

May your weekend be free of mindless-free violence.