Service Snakes

Does the lack of a sense due to an irresponsible evolutionary oversight constitute a disability? Some people think so. Other people would insist that the intelligent creator designed human beings as perfectly as anything could possibly be. Still others would scoff, spit, chortle, and continue chopping wood. None of these things gives me the ability to sense airborne chemicals by flipping my tongue around, so it's off to Service Snake City for old Jeffrey.

It's that time of year again in America. Time for the people that like guns to say that if everybody was always strapped with a gat, bad things wouldn't happen even in JC Penny or church. And it's time for the anti-gun people to say "uhhhh... what?"