Immunity Boarding

For President's Day this year President Butthead is vetoing the ban against torture (which was incidentally already banned), because if we can't fake-drown a guy then the terrorists will storm our beaches like... Americans. President Butthead has proudly and probably accidentally been leading our country into Idiocracy; the fact that the White House spokesperson mentioned in that first link doesn't even know what the Cuban Missile Crisis is tells you a little something.

It is a good excuse for me to wipe the dust off my old Lil Lay N' Spray Waterboarding Fun Kit so whatever.

I'm getting too negative again, aren't I.