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Spring Break 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008 - 12:00 AM

There's a rich history of Spring Break here at Overcompensating, and this one is no exception! Now here it is, the most commonly unknown facts about Spring Break.
  1. When playing golf during Spring Break, hitting guys with golf clubs is allowed on the last three holes.
  2. Eli Whitney's best friend Eli Roth (great-great-grandfater of Eli Roth) recorded the first instance of a girl going wild on a wood etching that is currently on display in a nondescript bordello in Monte Carlo.
  3. The first recorded instance of Spring Break was in 20,000 BC when a primitive woman named "Court'nay" exposed her breasts to an elder in exchange for one bead.
  4. In Spain, it is legally considered Spring Break when more than four Portugese men occupy the same hotel room.
  5. Spring Break can last up to a six months in Antarctica.
  6. The Department of Homeland Security currently has no policy regarding Spring Break.
  7. In New Orleans, Spring Break had occured annually for nearly two decades before locals suddenly noticed it.
  8. In a syphilis-related stupor, Edgar Allen Poe exposed his genitals to a traveling salesman, thus inspiring the beloved short story The Tell Tale Heart.
  9. The Mexicans have over 1000 words for Spring Break.
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