ROFLCon

NOTE: I have gotten a ton of email about the Florida truck nuts ban. I do appreciate your emails but I think legislation regarding this is too much. People should just know better and now my plans to install an enormous and realistically-detailed phallus on my car may be compromised.

Just returned from being politely asked to leave ROFLcon where I got to hear some seriously smart people wax academic about pictures of cats with things on them and other activities involving tentacles. Suffice to say my fondness for the word "blog" has now reached a level once reserved for "moist" and "overdraft."

That said, I did get to meet some really great people and spend some quality time with some old friends. It was a little bewildering to have the Tron Guy actually introduce himself to me, and I did get to briefly meet Drew Curtis, who I'm sure at heart is a decent man but who is not exempt from my belief that douchebags that trademark commonly-used phrases are deserving of a swift, hard punch to the cock.