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Dignity in Peeing

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 12:00 AM

Do you ever just look down at your old body when you're going to the bathroom and get completely grossed out? Probably not, but I do it all the time on account of having some extreme self-loathing issues. To me being human would be awesome if it wasn't for the boogers and snot and wee and puke and eye-boogers and turds and blood and pus and ear wax and slobber and jizz and diarrhea and all that. Also the entire conception/birthing process to me is almost unfathomably creepy.

Hopefully evolution can clean us up a little bit before we become an intergalactic society, or at least get it to where people lay eggs or something. The way it is right now some alien would probably punch your lights out if he found out what you do in that little room with the exhaust fan.





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