Jesus Godsburg DDS

This comic is about Sunday when I heard a preacher on the radio talking about how he was in church one time and I guess everybody in the church had all rotten-assed teeth and they were all praying and then suddenly they all had gold and silver fillings in their teeth! Which makes you wonder (a) how did Jesus decide who got gold and who got silver and (b) why didn't Jesus just heal their teeth with his magicks? Why did he need to resort to some weak-ass mortal dentistry. The Dude rides a thunderstorm to work and He can make it rain lava I mean come on.