I think this is how lobbying works? I'm not sure. This is my first real idea as "inside president." Don't you think this would change everything? Wind-powered, self-propelled, Nerf cars that run on anger? Some of you will probably get all upset because what are we going to do with all the cars that are already out there? The answer is that we park them out in a giant field and let homeless people live in them! Then we run "military scenarios" on the population of Hobo Car Zone. I'm actually mostly serious about this. This idea will also help the Nerf industry since kids don't actually play outside anymore and Nerfs are for outside playing. 10-yeara-old kids can't play Nerfs when their veins are like that of 45-year-olds men.
If the car companies want to do better, they need to start by not just making the same cars they made 25 years ago shinier and shittier. Otherwise I think they kinda deserve their stupid fate. Honda was making a car that got 60 MPG back in 1985. Come on.
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The latest new Wigu comic about oh God did that Space Pony just poo on that kid's fae?
