Like many of you, I consider Christmas-time a conspiracy that the Freemasons/Knights Templar/Reptilian Humanoids use to support their sinister, global machinations through the use of Theocracy-based Economics. However, I am aware there are several of you who do not feel that way. Those of you who plan to purchase things from TopatoCo with a mind to have them delivered by December 25 should heed the following as applied to items labeled "In Stock:"
International orders placed after November 28 should use Global Priority, Express, or UPS. After November 28 we cannot promise Christmas delivery for International items shipped using International First Class or Canada shipping.There will hopefully be a new Wigu comic soon.
Everyone else should be fine until December 17 or so. Due to some crazily fluctuating inventory levels (sometimes the same item can be in 10 or more baskets at the same time) some items may be classified incorrectly. We will notify you if you happen to order something "In Stock" that runs out. We are able to do that now using the power of computers (and smart people).