I guess what with the way pants are these days it's at least a lot easier to spot the Reptilians Humanoids. You can always tell the Reptilians by their little wiggling tails that always start wiggling faster when nearby humans are in pain. So if you suspect one of your friends is a Reptilian, do something to hurt one of your friends (emotionally) and if you notice your Reptilian suspect friend suddenly put his hands over the top of his butt and begin to scoot away uncomfortably, grab the salt my friends because you are about to go Reptilian bustin.' Rather than post Holiday Shipping Deadlines again, I'll just link you to the front page of TopatoCo where I just tell you how it all is straight up.
