I am often axed the question, "Hey dickass, what are you gonna bitch about once your man Obama gets eggnogurated." My friends, I assure you, I will figure something out. For example, all of reality might be a giant hologram. That's a pretty good one.
Oh God I am such a mess lately, I need to exercise but there's still two feet of snow on the ground everywhere and I have terrible anxiety about gyms (too many mirrors, etc). Just gotta power through and find a way to not drink too much (eg take breaks every half hour).
I'm not sure if you knew but TopatoCo will soon be servicing Questionable Content. If you have not heard of Questionable Content could you please direct me to the rock you have been under, because I would like to spend the next two months there if possible.
Wait, didn't I already catch Osama bin Laden?
