The Englishman Settles In

People sometimes rag on me for constantly making fun about how stupid America is. Well I'm sorry, but most of America is just dumb as hell. And ignoring the problem isn't going to fix anything. Not hurting people's feelings isn't going to fix anything. Being snarky and capitalizing on the situation for a moment of narcissistic superiority isn't enough. If you're stupid on purpose, that is pretty much the worst thing you can do. We got to figure out a way to make it be illegal to be stupid on purpose or something.

I mean, I write in this weird kinda dumbass way so it might sound like I'm bein' stupid on purpose but it is actually kind of hard to pull this off when I know better, that's how you can tell. You know what I mean.

All the dumb makes me not want to even go anywhere most of the time.