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The Founding Fathers wanted a nation where the upper-middle class is the poor people. Where they're like, poor, but they can still afford diabetes medicine and old people care. Anybody poorer than that is just lazy and doesn't deserve basic human needs.

The Founding Fathers knew that if every American worked really hard, there would be no need for lower or middle classes, because of Freedom.

I think this painting sums up my point. The artist doesn't even need money, but he's selling prints for $2,500 out of the goodness of his heart. UPDATE: Liberals keep blocking his server; Wonkette has some highlights.

I don't actually believe any of this mind you, I just saw how much money Glenn Beck makes from doing this and figured I oughta jump on the bandwagon if I want a boat.