Days like this make you really wish you'd tried harder in school and went to work for NASA just so you could go out with your friends on Friday night and be all "oh hey Bob what did you do at work today?" and he'd be like "oh you know I had to break up a knife fight between about six dozen 16-year-old girls" and you're like "oh yeah? You wanna know what I did today? I bombed the fucking moon." My point is, NASA wants to know if there is water on the moon and instead of doing what most Americans would have them do, which is to say launch some dipshit with a dowsing rod into lunar orbit, they are shooting a bomb into the moon to make explode and see if any water comes out. That's a much better choice if you ask me!
Enjoy your two government-mandated two days off from work, socialist.
