I'm just kiddin' kind of. The holiday rush at TopatoCo is a beast that is hard to predict, and also I heard that there was like, something wrong with the economy and our sales would be much slower as a result. To make a long story less long but equally stupid I didn't order quite enough holiday stock at TopatoCo and now we're all hustlin' like insane people! But we're gonna do it! We're gonna try to not ruin Christmas for you as hard as we can.Watch those deadlines.
We got Dr. T-Shirt and some others running shirts like 25 hours a day! The plan for next year is that everybody gets replaced with Robots shaped like sexy women, and if you write us an e-mail it gets answered by someone who lives on the Moon.
It is because of thinking like this that I am in charge of a relatively successful corporation. I love my dumb old job.
