There is a goblin that lives in my house that steals battery compartment covers off of remote controls and also caps to juice containers. What kind of world is this? The goblin also steals my socks, because I can pretty much guarantee you I've bought six hundred pairs of socks this year.
He also eats holes in my underpants.
On Wednesday at TopatoCo there will be an update to the Christmas Present delivery guarantee. Now only items marked "In Stock" are guaranteed for delivery before December 24, and Non-US customers who desire items delivered within that time frame must use USPS International Express shipping.




