The whole paradox of "What happened to the people who were born and died before Jesus came?" has been asked and answered a lot more times than this, and probably better than this. Still, it's something I never got a good, solid answer for back when I was growing up churchy. Granted there's really no good, solid answers for most things, but it's not like this is the first time I've died and gone to hell.
I can hardly wait to tell you who our new TopatoCo friends are! We're still restocking inventory and stuff from the Holidays but the New Time is near!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got my own consequences to deal with.
