(verse)I keep forgetting to tell you that me and Doc Hastings [site] and Joey Softerworld [site] are gonna be at this gaming con in upstate New York this weekend! It's called Running Gagg. Okay!
His name is Phil (Phil)
He lives in Punxsutawney
He's been sleepin' since October
So he might look kinda scrawny
Every February Second he's a national sensation
'Cause if he sees his shadow you should put off your vacation
Lift up your 40s and grab a hot dog
Reach in the hole and grab a groundhog
If he sees his shadow it's six weeks of winter
but if he doesn't see it then springtime can enter
Happy Birthday, Eliza!