Many mysteries surround teen "heart-throb" Jason Beaver. Who is he? Where did he come from? Wasn't he on that TV show? Where's the birth certificate? The real question is, what the hell was R. Kelly doing in a cabbage patch?
The answers to most of these questions are, like most questions, completely unanswerable. You might as well ask a fork why it isn't a spoon. It just isn't. And soon it will be over, and you and I will remain disheveled, confused messes.
